By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

To say I drank my way into marriage isn’t much of an exaggeration, and it’s none at all to say I drank my way out of it.

There’s lots of problem solving in any marriage, but when you have this collective goal that is a human being, it’s an inspiring rally point.

I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married.

Our black president can’t say that he’s for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me.

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That’s the same marriage I have.

Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the United States from every State, now 50 States, the same way, but now we have unelected judges altering and changing that fundamental institution.

Religious institutions should have religious freedom on this issue. No church or minister should ever have to conduct a marriage that is inconsistent with their religious beliefs. But I think as a civil institution, this issue’s time has come and we need to move forward.

I’ve learned this is a very long marriage doing a television show. I like the people that I work with to be people I enjoy, so you want to cast people who are as excited and enthusiastic as you are.

Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.